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Tuff Questions is our series where we ask artists a series of incredibly difficult questions.

 

To celebrate the release of "Sweat" his latest team-up with Billy Kenny on Ultra music today, we got Huxley to face the toughest questions in dance music.

 

Huxley will headline Ministry of Sound on Saturday 21st September, alongside Sammy Porter, The Menendez Brothers and Jess Bays, get tickets & more info here.

MoS: Describe your press shot in five words or less

Huxley: My other chin looks good

 

What was the first song/album you bought with your own money?

PJ & Duncan – "Stepping Stone"

 

House or Techno?

House

 

What song would be your wrestling entrance theme?

PJ & Duncan – "Stepping Stone"

 

 

If House is a spiritual thing, who is its prophet?

Kerri Chandler

 

What was your first email address?

I still use it.

 

What would you say in you tinder bio?

Fat, Bald and can’t be arsed.

 

Best way to cure a hangover?

Drink more

 

Who’s the biggest party animal in dance music?

I’m not a snitch

 

You can only ever play one record again for the rest of your life - what is it?

"Agadoo"

 

How do you describe your job to your grandmother?

Loudly. It’s got to get through six feet of earth

 

What’s the most expensive thing you own?

My house

 

What does your music smell like?

Salt beef bagels

 

You can only ever DJ B2B with one other person for the rest of your life, who is it?

My mate Olly

 

If you had your own nightclub, what would you call it, and what’s the dress code?

Moist. Ben Sherman and Kickers for boys and tramp stamps for girls are compulsory

 

Who is your celebrity crush?

Rachel Stevens

 

Is a hotdog a sandwich?

No. it’s a work of art

 

Teetotal or tearing it up?

Tear it.

 

Favourite production? (pick one) lazers, disco ball, strobe, Co2, LED screen, confetti, foam, nothing or other.

Lazer

 

You can only wear one colour for the rest of your life, black is not an option, what colour do you choose?

grey

 

Would you rather all your burps smell of eggs, or have a green cloud appear when you fart?

Green cloud. That would be jokes.

 

You’re forming a cheesy pop group in the vein of 5ive, Steps, Spice Girls etc. You must all sing and do choreographed dance routines. Which other 3 DJs do you want in your band?

Josh Butler – Gary Barlow

Ben Pearce – Shane Lynch

Skream  - Tony Mortimer

Me – Dane Bowers/Anthony Costa

 

What’s your secret weapon to rescue a dancefloor?

Double 99 – "Rip Groove"

 

 

6 = 2(x+2) what is x?

1

 

Why do lots of DJs wear masks? What’s the deal with that?

Probably ugly or old.

 

If a pregnant woman swims underwater, is she a submarine?

Yes

 

Where is the strangest place you’ve DJed?

A toilet

 

Where’s the afters?

Someone else’s house. But I’m there.

 

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Matthew Francey

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