If you missed all our braggy instagrams, tweets and Facebook posts last week then you might not be aware that we spent the past seven days in the beautiful city of Miami. Every year the city plays host to a few hundred parties, a few thousand DJs and one absolutely massive festival, called Ultra.

This was our first year at Ultra and, to be honest, we're still trying to process everything we saw, heard and smelt there. But while we're grappling with the holy trinity of hangover, jet lag and PTSD, we thought you might enjoy having a look at the various creatures, I mean characters, we bumped into over the three days.

We promise that as soon as we can lie on the ground without holding on, we'll be back to bring you all the scoops, stories and sounds of Miami 2015, but until then this should give you a pretty good idea of what we got up to.

Parts two and three here 

The prancing poi pixie


The kaleidoscopic rave-tiger


the high-fashion fairy


The "momma always told me to me to match my sneaks to my fanny pack" bro


the snapback street-fighting cyborg crew


The two girls, one boke


The Cybergoth prom King and Queen 1991


The #bringatowel fire bro


The life coach butterfly


The Nu Rave Cheeky Girls


The lesser-spotted tree-dwelling Tweeter


The future Queen of Disco


The fat Mau5


The Suga-Raves


The can't-find-my-mates commando


The pineapple loving unicorn-groupies


The conjugal visit


The pilled-up Pocahontas


The thinking-man's Hardwell fan




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