If you missed all our braggy instagrams, tweets and Facebook posts last week then you might not be aware that we spent the past seven days in the beautiful city of Miami. Every year the city plays host to a few hundred parties, a few thousand DJs and one absolutely massive festival, called Ultra.
This was our first year at Ultra and, to be honest, we're still trying to process everything we saw, heard and smelt there. But while we're grappling with the holy trinity of hangover, jet lag and PTSD, we thought you might enjoy having a look at the various creatures, I mean characters, we bumped into over the three days.
We promise that as soon as we can lie on the ground without holding on, we'll be back to bring you all the scoops, stories and sounds of Miami 2015, but until then this should give you a pretty good idea of what we got up to.
The prancing poi pixie
The kaleidoscopic rave-tiger
the high-fashion fairy
The "momma always told me to me to match my sneaks to my fanny pack" bro
the snapback street-fighting cyborg crew
The two girls, one boke
The Cybergoth prom King and Queen 1991
The #bringatowel fire bro
The life coach butterfly
The Nu Rave Cheeky Girls
The lesser-spotted tree-dwelling Tweeter
The future Queen of Disco
The fat Mau5
The can't-find-my-mates commando
The pineapple loving unicorn-groupies
The conjugal visit
The pilled-up Pocahontas
The thinking-man's Hardwell fan
The 'MERICA, FUCK YEAH!