'Human Barbie'
Is Now A DJ

Come on Barbie, lets go party?

Is this the real life?

Valeria Lukuanova, the Ukrainian woman who became an internet sensation in 2012 after undergoing a plethora of surgical procedures to become a 'human barbie doll' has just announced her move into the celebrity DJ world.

In her press release, which was published by toofab and is one of the most batshit things we've ever read, she reveals her "DJ mission with futuristic deep house and space disco" will kick off in October. The Space Barbie Tour which will be hitting up America, Japan, China, Australia and Europe, aims to "change the consciousness of the audience" through the use of "pure deep meditation", "amazing sounds" and a "mudras show".

Valeria, who claims to be from another planet, goes on to explain: "The DJ sessions will ressemble [spelling mistake her, not ours] a fascinating musical journey into the deep space. Valeria will be using special words from ancient languages, which will result in a meditation right on the dance floor. During her performance the Human Barbie will show special signs with her hands demonstrating a deeper immersion into the atmosphere."

Apparently an EP of her music will be available soon, which is great because after reading that press release we're having a bit of an existential crisis and could really use some "pure deep meditation" to get through the rest of the day.

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Written by Matthew Francey

15 Sep 2015